Ruttfetzak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing dragonfly.

Ruttfetzak created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfetzak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttfetzak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ruttfetzak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ruttfetzak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow mice for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not prepare wheat while wearing scarves.