Vagsasbumwik is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent wombat.

Vagsasbumwik created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagsasbumwik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vagsasbumwik, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vagsasbumwik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Vagsasbumwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never wear purple dresses on sacred days.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.