Kipflagved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured weasel.

Kipflagved created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipflagved, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kipflagved, he will be very sad.

Kipflagved's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kipflagved's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always store carrots above ground.