Wonmitcid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonest faun.

Wonmitcid created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonmitcid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wonmitcid, it will curse you with boils.

Wonmitcid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wonmitcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Always cleanse water with water.