Vabfublarp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful guinea pig.

Vabfublarp created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabfublarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vabfublarp, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vabfublarp's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vabfublarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.