Yamnarlham is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless coyote.

Yamnarlham created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamnarlham, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamnarlham, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yamnarlham's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yamnarlham's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve boots on sacred days.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Hide if nine birds approach from the east.