Cisswonwan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil hummingbird.

Cisswonwan created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cisswonwan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cisswonwan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cisswonwan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cisswonwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

3. You must love Cisswonwan.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.