Mipjap Mipbopnib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful porpoise.

Mipjap Mipbopnib created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipjap Mipbopnib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipjap Mipbopnib, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Mipjap Mipbopnib's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mipjap Mipbopnib's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Always obey Mipjap Mipbopnib's priests.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never sing near foxes.