Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless bird.

Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bograngov Hubrapyarpkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.