Bignulged is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, narcissistic whale.

Bignulged created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bignulged, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bignulged, it will turn you into a slug.

Bignulged's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bignulged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

5. Put Bignulged first in all things.