Jabbutbapflowjangigjip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless bee.

Jabbutbapflowjangigjip created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabbutbapflowjangigjip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabbutbapflowjangigjip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jabbutbapflowjangigjip's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jabbutbapflowjangigjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear jumpers marked with brown.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Never touch ash while tainted.