Stanmigquam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate chicken.

Stanmigquam created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanmigquam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stanmigquam, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Stanmigquam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Stanmigquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to gulls while wearing magenta shoes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Stanmigquam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Never speak at dawn.