Gofgonvol is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain seal.

Gofgonvol created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofgonvol, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gofgonvol, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gofgonvol's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gofgonvol's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Never mark doors with black.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gofgonvol in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed beans to manatees while wearing magenta scarves.