Bogjipdamcip is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fast raven.

Bogjipdamcip created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Bogjipdamcip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogjipdamcip, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bogjipdamcip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bogjipdamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never gather seven voles near walls.

4. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

5. Never chant while facing east.