Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthinking jackal.

Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ortbogbonk Flam Cuttigbum.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always take life seriously.