Lamsattof Dagkamtad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering camel.

Lamsattof Dagkamtad created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Lamsattof Dagkamtad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamsattof Dagkamtad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lamsattof Dagkamtad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lamsattof Dagkamtad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Lamsattof Dagkamtad loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing magenta rings and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.