Cudfligfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, loving dingo.

Cudfligfat created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Cudfligfat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudfligfat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cudfligfat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cudfligfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle iron while unclean.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to geese while wearing purple skirts.