Armbedxinbep is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited raven.

Armbedxinbep created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Armbedxinbep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Armbedxinbep, she will turn you into a duck.

Armbedxinbep's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Armbedxinbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Armbedxinbep's priests.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.