Stermitlamnur is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet manatee.

Stermitlamnur created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermitlamnur, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stermitlamnur, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stermitlamnur's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Stermitlamnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with magenta markings.

2. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

3. Always help mice.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.