Dadbintof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish parrot.

Dadbintof created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dadbintof, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadbintof, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dadbintof's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dadbintof's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix garlic with ash.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear magenta skirts on sacred days.