Dub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced raccoon.

Dub created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dub, she will not invite you to parties.

Dub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near eagles while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dub.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near tapirs while wearing white stockings and balancing five copper spheres on your face.

4. Never feed melons to aardvarks while wearing trousers.

5. Do not eat spinach.