Battannatarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome goat.

Battannatarn created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Battannatarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Battannatarn, it will jump up and down on your head.

Battannatarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Battannatarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never cross crossroads at midday.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Battannatarn.

5. Never record names.