Bogfidmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, clever crane.

Bogfidmid created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfidmid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogfidmid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bogfidmid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bogfidmid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

5. Do not gather at walls at dusk.