Bemhombud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm unicorn.

Bemhombud created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bemhombud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bemhombud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bemhombud's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bemhombud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Bemhombud loves voles, so they must be honoured.