Negtettihot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing fly.

Negtettihot created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Negtettihot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Negtettihot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Negtettihot's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Negtettihot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing green shirts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your hands.

5. Do not eat beans.