Komcibbig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, emotional mole.

Komcibbig created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Komcibbig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Komcibbig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Komcibbig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Komcibbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never chant in autumn.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Always help seals.