Joncemhim Linlanhentikmumhug Queegyarlzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient crab.

Joncemhim Linlanhentikmumhug Queegyarlzod created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Joncemhim Linlanhentikmumhug Queegyarlzod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Joncemhim Linlanhentikmumhug Queegyarlzod, it will curse you with boils.

Joncemhim Linlanhentikmumhug Queegyarlzod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Joncemhim Linlanhentikmumhug Queegyarlzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Joncemhim Linlanhentikmumhug Queegyarlzod loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.