Stigkomgam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart gerbil.

Stigkomgam created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigkomgam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stigkomgam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stigkomgam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stigkomgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never handle carbon while unclean.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Hide from brown birds for they are unholy.