Sisbuntarpraw Narbonkmin Dimhenyar is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, clever hippopotamus.

Sisbuntarpraw Narbonkmin Dimhenyar created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbuntarpraw Narbonkmin Dimhenyar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sisbuntarpraw Narbonkmin Dimhenyar, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sisbuntarpraw Narbonkmin Dimhenyar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sisbuntarpraw Narbonkmin Dimhenyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

3. Never travel toward the south during spring.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.