Wonyarpbidmanfom Cendobdut Gidnelmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, caring lion.

Wonyarpbidmanfom Cendobdut Gidnelmeg created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonyarpbidmanfom Cendobdut Gidnelmeg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wonyarpbidmanfom Cendobdut Gidnelmeg, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wonyarpbidmanfom Cendobdut Gidnelmeg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wonyarpbidmanfom Cendobdut Gidnelmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.

2. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.