Negdinnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful snail.

Negdinnurt created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Negdinnurt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Negdinnurt, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Negdinnurt's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Negdinnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

4. Never prepare coconuts during autumn.

5. Do not chop down trees.