Godflaggepbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, compassionate cow.

Godflaggepbonk created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Godflaggepbonk, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Godflaggepbonk, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Godflaggepbonk's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Godflaggepbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near goats.

2. Never paint your head brown.

3. You must pray to Godflaggepbonk five times a day.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Godflaggepbonk in the centre of the settlement.