Dibquagdon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, loving cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dibquagdon created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibquagdon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dibquagdon, she will come to you in dreams.

Dibquagdon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dibquagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing kilts.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.