Buncutbom Likstikrat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow lobster.

Buncutbom Likstikrat created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buncutbom Likstikrat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Buncutbom Likstikrat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Buncutbom Likstikrat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Buncutbom Likstikrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with doves.

2. Buncutbom Likstikrat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Never prepare nuts during autumn.