Didjengar Linyimgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, amazing hedgehog.

Didjengar Linyimgeb created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Didjengar Linyimgeb, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didjengar Linyimgeb, he will remove you from existence.

Didjengar Linyimgeb's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Didjengar Linyimgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing dresses.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not prepare nuts while filled with joy.