Nilbedfun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic zebra.

Nilbedfun created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbedfun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilbedfun, he will turn you into a slug.

Nilbedfun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nilbedfun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Do not keep five pigs in a large pit.

4. Never gather four capybaras in one place.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.