Sandbodhig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, thoughtless clam.

Sandbodhig created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sandbodhig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sandbodhig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sandbodhig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sandbodhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not record names concerning moons.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never stain your neck with cyan.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sandbodhig.