Madfotcan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive narwhal.

Madfotcan created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madfotcan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madfotcan, it will laugh at you.

Madfotcan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Madfotcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Never wear mauve shoes.

5. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.