Tailtom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic troll.

Tailtom created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailtom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tailtom, it will curse you with boils.

Tailtom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tailtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never chant in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.