Mot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered slug.

Mot created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Mot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mot, she will come to you in dreams.

Mot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. You must pray to Mot three times a day.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always obey Mot's priests.

5. Never paint your arms cyan.