Min is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful crane.

Min created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Min, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Min, it will not invite you to parties.

Min's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Min's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare rice during autumn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.