Bedteentetti is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful bat.

Bedteentetti created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedteentetti, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bedteentetti, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bedteentetti's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bedteentetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with purple.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.