Pogjiptom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, smart aardvark.

Pogjiptom created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogjiptom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pogjiptom, he will turn you into a goat.

Pogjiptom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pogjiptom's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Pogjiptom in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not wear skirts marked with blue.

5. Do not consume onions at dawn.