Fatwotpan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, wise bat.

Fatwotpan created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Fatwotpan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fatwotpan, she will be very sad.

Fatwotpan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fatwotpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.