Larndablarpbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful raven.

Larndablarpbin created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larndablarpbin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larndablarpbin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Larndablarpbin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Larndablarpbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at rivers.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Larndablarpbin loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Never adorn your back with pink markings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.