Armrotnull is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident yak.

Armrotnull created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armrotnull, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Armrotnull, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Armrotnull's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Armrotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.