Dinlanfas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient finch.

Dinlanfas created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dinlanfas, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dinlanfas, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dinlanfas' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dinlanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.