Tadgonmip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, kind horse.

Tadgonmip created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadgonmip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tadgonmip, she will cry a lot.

Tadgonmip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tadgonmip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never sprint near hamsters.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not gather at towers at midday.