Dabarfwit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident penguin.

Dabarfwit created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabarfwit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabarfwit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dabarfwit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dabarfwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help otters.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the east.