Tomteenrut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, caring wyvern.

Tomteenrut created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Tomteenrut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tomteenrut, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tomteenrut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tomteenrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not name children after goats.